Harry, I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don’t plan it. Don’t wait for it. Just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men’s store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot black coffee”

You can look but about a week from now you’re gonna be down on your knees trying to find where your testicles rolled off to.

Domhnall Gleeson photographed by Annie Leibovitz, for Vogue, 2014

How fucked are you now? You’re surely fucked now.

Jenny Slate for Refinery29, photographed by Atisha Paulson

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